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2014 Demotivational Poster

Then & Now -


Bah Humbug -

TAGS: 2014 mediocre wishes never aim higher than your expectations and you won t be disappointed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 4:25 pm
Glad to "hear" it!
chickenlittle - January 1, 2014, 2:58 pm
Love it, still laughing! :D

New Years Resolutions -

TAGS: rerun new year resolution 2014
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

rerun - January 1, 2014, 9:22 am

So far MissPriss has rebuffed my every advance. Seems she is scared she will kill me.
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 2:01 am
So much for his resolution of last year….’the Sho must go on’….’old person smell’… too phooking funny, Ism. Cheers mate.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 12:15 am
Thanks for ending 2013 with such a 5L memorable moment Ism
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 12:13 am
Nope, the image forever etched into my brain is anything but cool! Teehee
Sho - December 31, 2013, 11:36 pm
An image tattooed on your mind is way cooler, trust me

It was once said -

TAGS: quote g green shirley temple black death february 11 2014 85 years old rest in peace
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:10 pm
It’s just steve’s altar eggo…incurable waffle worshiper that he is
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 13, 2014, 7:25 pm
you mean Steve and Steve?....Good idea. I like Steve, but Steve weirds me out.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 3:24 pm
Actually, just looked it up. The Fish and Chip franchise WAS named after him. Cool.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:41 pm
You 2 have got to stop following each other around and commenting...too funny.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 9:27 am
The fish and chip guy?
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 8:32 am
Filmdom’s darling…..and enigma, how to keep her small, and cute. Then aldulthood….and still talking like she was three…as an ambassador….sheeesh. Yeah, her movies were cute, but the actor that stole the show in some of her movies was Arthur Treacher.

Swiss Cheese -

TAGS: swiss cheese many holes you are what you eat march 2014 calendar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:31 am
Someday when he's lookin' for a job at McD's...he's really gonna regret the p*******.
lgvernon - March 11, 2014, 11:52 pm

Is it just me, or does this man bear a striking resemblance to a very young President Obama? Perhaps the facial junk would help in his negotiations with Putin...
ughomer - March 11, 2014, 5:21 pm

Conspiracy 51694451393 -

TAGS: epidemic 2014 flu feign ignorance
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - February 17, 2014, 4:47 pm
It took my maternal grandfather, leaving my grandmother with five kids and no income. She was institutionalized and they were taken to the orphanage.
lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 3:29 pm

It is estimated that half of the fatalities of Americans who entered the war were due to influenza and not the result of wounds suffered in battle. On average, due to flu, the life expectancy of all Americans was reduced by ten years because of flu.
lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 3:25 pm

In the two years of the flu pandemic, it is estimated that one-fifth of the world population was infected. The flu was most deadly for people aged 20 to 24.
lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 3:23 pm

It has been cited as the most devastating epidemic in recorded world history. More people died of influenza in a single year than in four-years of the Black Death Bubonic Plague from 1347 to 1351.
lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 3:23 pm

The Flu Pandemic officially began in January 1918 and ended in December 1920. The influenza pandemic killed more people than the Great War, known today as World War I (WWI), at somewhere between 20 and 40 million people.
lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 3:19 pm

I took some training at the VA a few years ago for a program called 'No Vet Dies Alone'. The need for vigilant hand-washing has stayed with me and when I am in a hospital or any facility where sanitizer is available, I use it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 17, 2014, 2:13 pm
That's because you need the magic feather ;-)
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 11:04 am
I get the flu sh** every year...and still can't fly, the bstard!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 17, 2014, 10:22 am
Here's the thing, E.D. You're faceless to me, ergo, I don't argue on the internet with anyone.
EmilioDumphque - February 17, 2014, 4:21 am
It looks like 1913 on the poster. If you have evidence of the Kaiser abdicating in response to the flu outbreak, I'd like to hear it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 16, 2014, 8:05 pm
Actually, Emilio, according to people I've talked to years ago who were actually there, (now dead due to their advanced age) said the epidemic started in 1918, which is why WWI was "cut short." Otherwise WWI would have continued.
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2014, 3:55 pm
I got a flu sh** early and never got the flu, again. Besides, the great epidemic was in 1919.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 16, 2014, 11:25 am
Yes! Stay home. And stay away from the hospitals and emergency rooms; if one is sick, why risk catching something worse in a building filled with people who are sick worse than you? I'm sorry, did that sound old fashioned? :-/
GaryO - February 16, 2014, 10:06 am
Press 5th lion…..sterilize hands….stay home